April 21, 2005
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Nothing Original
I am sadly lacking in the time it takes to be creative today (this week, actually) so instead I will share something clever that I hope will bring a smile to your face.
One of my sisters sent this to me a few weeks ago.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
~~Leah~~
Mathematical conversions
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
2 monograms = 1 diagram
4 nickels = 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University = 1 IV League
100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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P.S. I went to “currently playing” to get this CD and it wasn’t found, which amazes me.
It’s a great CD, for anyone who is interested!
Howie Day “Stop All the World Now”
Epic Records
Comments (6)
:laugh: Those were cute! I read the pound cake one first as the window opened and thought it was a read thing for a sec, hehe! My creativity seems to really come and go these days! I think the weather change has something to do with it… Anyways, hope you have a wonnerful day! :wave:
:wave: Very cute… Made me smile on a cloudy Thursday — and when I am particularly tired — only got 3 hours of sleep last night.:banghead:
Have a good day!
–Lisa
Very funny. Hope you get some time to be creative soon! Have a good day!
:lovestruck: That’s some cute stuff. Thanks for dropping by my site and wishing Livvy a happy birthday! I’ll have to check out that cd, too!:slaphappy:
:bouncy: Those were great! :laugh:
:wave: Hi Leah! Just wanted to drop by and say thanks for subscribing to me…:flirt:. Can’t wait to hear what is going on in your life this week. :bouncy: Have a great Friday and weekend!
—Lisa